But Ossifer....

Howard County police officer gets into his cruiser and promptly smacks into a trailer at a police station. He's charged with driving while intoxicated, according to a Sun account...oops. It can happen to anyone. Here's some phone numbers to get help.
Drugs and Alcohol

410-313-6202 - Addiction Services Center
410-663-1922 - Alcoholics Anonymous
410-832-7094 - Al-Anon and Alateen